Photo Captions – Floating Granny

Excuse me, waiter? I’m sorry but there’s an elderly woman on our wall. Either this is one of Banksie’s most realistic paintings or there is really an old woman in a chair several feet above some disinterested outdoor diners. This kind of thing must happen every day wherever they take their outdoor meals. Presumably in the space station or a section of the world so devoted to the dark art of levitation that it is commonplace to them. Maybe we can help explain what you’re seeing with our captions. Keep readin’ …

Photo Captions – Retro Dance

What in the name of Wonder Bread is going on here??? Did our ancestors actually gyrate in such a manner so as to attract members of the opposite sex? And if so, why? Nothing I’d care to think about, thank you very much. I’d prefer to think of it the way we captioned it. Keep readin’ …